3rd grade Student: I am so nervous about this whole riser business.
Me: Don't worry student, you will be fine.
Student: What if I fall off?
Me: You wont.
Student: If I fall off, I am suing the school for damages.
Me: I don't think that will be necessary.
Student: I am suing the school if I fall. Can I sue the school?
Me: I am sure you could bu I don't think you will win. You are in the row that is standing on the floor.
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