The best parts of the day

Today was a pretty normal day except, the things that came from kids mouths got better as the day went on.

-We are singing a new warm up in class, the music came in the mail last week, this is the first class to sing this Student A: "My Friend taught me the words to this song last week!" Me: "Um, Not possible. I just got this in the mail last week and you are the first to sing it." Student A: "No, they taught me the words to it" Me: "Student A, this is a warm up song and the only words are da and ba. There are no words" this went on for another minute
-First grader- we are counting to 8 in a steady beat could not stop being so excited about counding he said 1-5 as fast and loud as possible and then waited and said 6,7,8 with the class
-getting punched in the lady parts by a student (not totally on purpose)
-students coming up behind me during bus calls and hugging my butt rather than walking around to the front side of me
-In Kohls- Boy with mother walking by the lingerie section "BRAS BRAS BRAS BRAS BRAS" as he went by and touched EVERY single one he could